- It’s astounding how many people don’t know how to use the bathroom on the plane.
- It’s insane how many people cough with their mouths open while standing over someone eating their food.
- Do they realize they can stand anywhere else other than the spot where their butt is in my face?
- Why does this couple act like they miss one another while waiting for the toilet to free up?
- Is she really watching my movie standing over me like this?
- Is she reading while I’m typing this right now? Yep. She was.
- How do you not know that green means go and red means stop anywhere on the planet?
- She really is gonna keep pushing this door until I tell her someone is in there.
- Why don’t they just say someone is in here?
- Oh, so now I’m the bathroom assistant now to tell people when someone is in there.
- Damn, she stinks.
- Is that airplane food that does this to people?
- Choosing this seat was a mistake.
- Is that a dead animal she has wrapped around her waist?
- People are really weird when they’re waiting for the bathroom.
- Damn. Now I gotta pee. But I don’t wanna go in there after that lady.
- I used to enjoy the freedom of the aisle seat. Not anymore. Not with all these butts of people waiting in my face.
- The looks people give are hilarious.
- Pilot: We’re about to land. Put your tables and seats in their upright positions.
Passengers: I HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOW!!! - People really should lock the door when they go pee.
- It’s odd how people think that as we’re landing they can actually use the bathroom.
- Like really, someone else gets up and looks surprised the flight attendant asked them to sit down.
- This flight attendant is knocked out. A 3rd person has gotten up. This is hilarious at this point. Flight attendants are strapped in and we’re hitting the ground any moment.
- I wonder if this is gonna be like that Key and Peele episode where dude hits the top of the plane because he wouldn’t sit down.
- Why is there an ashtray on the lavatory door if you can’t smoke on the flight?
- This door is HELLA contradictory.
